Gym quotes can be a bit hit and miss, but sometimes they’re just the thing you need to get you moving so I’ve compiled the best ones I could find on the internet.
I find some gym quotes a bit self-deprecating, like they’re telling you that you’re a massive failure for stopping or something, and I truly disagree with that. If you stop working out, it’s because you haven’t found something that works for you yet, but you will <3
So to get you going, I’ve compiled a list of quotes that I have found both genuinely motivational, ground-breakingly correct, and worthy of a good chuckle.
Feat your eyes!
Oh, you’re sore from working out? But did you die?
I work out because I know I would’ve been the first to die in the Hunger Games.
I plan on having such an awesome run Morgan Freeman should narrate it.
<narrows eyes>
Skin is waterproof. No excuses. Run!
It’s only cold if you’re standing still.
SWEAT: It’s just your fat crying.
When I exercise, I wear black. It’s like I’m going to a funeral… For my fat.
If Forest Gump can run for over three years, you can get your ass on a 30-minute run this morning.
Run like there’s a hit guy in front of you and a creepy one behind you.
No matter how slow you go, you’re still lapping everyone on the couch.
I’ve got 99 problems but I’m going running to ignore them all for an hour.
30-60 minutes of being uncomfortable is better than being uncomfortable your entire life.
You’re closer than you were yesterday.
Zombies hate fast food.
Your body can stand almost anything. It’s your mind that you have to convince.
Cardio is so much better when your active wear is on point.
Gwyneth motivation…
‘The reason that I can be 38 and have two kids and wear a bikini is because I work my ******* ass off. It’s not an accident. It’s not luck. It’s not good genes. It’s killing myself for an hour and a half five days a week, but what I get out of it is relative to what I put into it. That’s what I try and do in all areas of my life.’
