everyone deserves to feel like a babe.

But sometimes, you don’t feel like a babe. I get it. I’ve spent years slathering, scrubbing, and spritzing my way through all kinds of ethical hair and skin products. Some delivered, others didn’t.

These are my honest reviews — but they’re not just surface-level. I care about what’s in the product: the ingredients, the science, and how it actually performs on real hair. From film-formers to humectants to the oils that actually penetrate, I break down what works, what doesn’t, and what to avoid if you want truly healthy, balanced hair.

The good stuff stays. The bad stuff gets roasted. No fluff. No filler. Just formulas that work — and the ones that pretend to.

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To make sure every review and recommendation here has been tried, tested, and put through its paces—sometimes for months, because quick opinions don’t cut it. Whether it’s hair, beauty, or lifestyle, I give each product the time it deserves to make sure it’s actually worth your time and cash. No shortcuts, just the truth to help you make sure the things actually worth it.

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